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Friday, September 18, 2009

Survivor Somoa Week 1

This week we got an inside look at Russell's strategy. The strategy is to be a dickhole. For example, as his tribe was getting ready to crash for the night, Russhole tells a story about him and his German shepard being stuck in Katrina. He also mentioned that he was a fireman. Soon after telling his tale he steps outside of the tent and proceeds to dump out all the canteens, except for the ones that he drank as he laughed. Alone with the camera, Russell reveals that it was all B.S. and that he is actually the wealthy owner of an oil company. Did I mention that he was a dick?
When Russell went about trying to create an alliance with anyone and everyone, Marissa questioned his sincerety. Calling out this type AHole personality was all it took for him to flip on Marissa and begin spreading B.S. about her behavior regarding the "confrontation". He insisted that Marissa should be voted out first, and unfortunately fooled enough people to make her the first person voted out this season.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Survivor Somoa Fall 2009 Season

This seasons' Survivor will be played in Somoa, Not exactly a terrible place to be. This game will last 39 days. The players are:

1. KELLI - A "dreadlock blonde" with tatoos like "Caution", and "Trouble"

2. JOHN - A 25 year old Rocket Scientist who is very confident about his abilities to win the game.

3. NATALIE - A southern belle from Arkansas, very religious.

4. BRETT - A 23 year old kid with his own T-shirt company.

5. BETSY - A policewoman with experience with difficult circumstances. Will she be too bossy?

6. RUSSELL - A Type AHole personality. Says he will "play dirty.." Probst calls him "Evil..and Diabolical".

7. ERIC - A Cocky wanna-be self described "Con Man". Dick?

8. MONICA - A young brunette swimmer from San Diego..Hubba Hubba!

9. YASMIN - An African-American from Detroit. She says, "Hoods and woods are not the same..". May be a tough contender.

10. MIKE - A Senior citizen who purposely lost 50+ pounds just to be on Survivor. Unusual rat-tail goatee.

Survivor Somoa starts this Thursday at 7pm CST!

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New Survivor Season!

This week a new Survivor season will begin. Be prepared for an evil guy, a self-described genius, and more backstabbing fun from this new cast of Survivor!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Help us Celebrate World Toilet Day

Our Tribute to World Toilet Day. We flushed smilin' Bob down our local gas station toilet as our way of joining the celebration. So here is to Jon Crapper, the potty, the can, the commode, De Latrine. Later, historians may revere this as the porceline throne of modern man.
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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Reality TV

Reality Bites: The Cynical Underpinning of Reality TV by: Aldene Fredenburg
From "Survivor" to "The Amazing Race," from "The Apprentice" to "Runway," the ugly truth is that, far from being a competition in which the best contestant wins, Reality TV shows are rife with infighting, political cliques, backbiting, betrayal, and exclusion. Alliances are formed, individuals are targeted for expulsion, and participants often lie about each other in order to put themselves in a better light than their competitors. In a recent episode of "The Apprentice," one team discovered that the competing team had arranged to purchase every available megaphone from a store chain for an upcoming promotion. The team that made the discovery beat their competitors to the store carrying the equipment, misrepresented themselves to the store clerk, and made off with the other team's megaphones. Donald Trump's response? "Good for them!" All of which says what about American culture? Have we entered an era of social Darwinism in which "the survival of the fittest" rules? Is Reality TV redefining the values of the American people, or are they only reflecting a shift that had already taken place? Consider this: Over a million additional Americans fell below the poverty level in the year 2004. Over forty million Americans are without health insurance coverage. Huge spikes in oil and natural gas prices, even before Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, threatened the financial survival of the working poor as they faced a harsh winter and impossibly high heating fuel bills. And all the while, Congress and the Bush administration promoted tax cuts for the wealthy, okayed windfall profits and subsidies for the oil companies, and discussed cutting fuel assistance programs. Survival of the fittest. Now think about Katrina, and the woefully inadequate governmental response, and the circling of land speculators around the ruined neighborhoods of New Orleans only days after the hurricane. Substitute food and water for those purloined megaphones, and adequate health care, and decent affordable housing, and ask yourselves: Is the view of life expressed many times a week on these Reality TV shows what we truly want for this country? Do we want our government and private citizens to react to a disaster like Katrina by fighting for necessities, cutting the weak out of the loop when it comes to essential services, and turning our backs on the most vulnerable among us in favor of the strong, the healthy, the well-connected, and the rich? Because those are the values we're worshipping constantly in our support of the ubiquitous Reality TV programming. We need to take a good look at Reality TV and the morally bankrupt values it is promoting, and ask ourselves this: What do we as citizens want our relationship to be with each other? What do we want our government, which acts as our surrogate, to do to help the poorest and the weakest among us? Are we really committed to the "survival of the fittest" view as expressed by Reality TV, corporate interests, and current government officials, or do we want to create a community which provides a safety net for the vulnerable and help for each other in the event of unexpected misfortune? Fans may enjoy all the high drama of their favorite reality TV shows, and may laugh at any comparison to our larger social structure. But the grim fact is, Reality TV eerily reflects the cynicism and self-interest that permeates American society today, and the implications of that, should another widespread disaster strike, are not pretty.
About The Author
Aldene Fredenburg is a freelance writer living in southwestern New Hampshire and frequently contributes to Tips and Topics. She has published numerous articles in local and regional publications on a wide range of topics, including business, education, the arts, and local events. Her feature articles include an interview with independent documentary filmmaker Ken Burns and a feature on prisoners at the New Hampshire State Prison in Concord. She may be reached at amfredenburg@yahoo.com.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Final Survivor for the Season

Don't forget, Sunday night is the final Survivor for this season. Now that Jonathon is gone, it's more boring. Yes, he is a dick, but it is more interesting with the antagonist-hole. Maybe the drama will intensify with this being the last of the challenges before the big vote. Come on Yule!

Monday, December 11, 2006

Reality Shows

Reality Bites: The Cynical Underpinning of Reality TV by: Aldene Fredenburg
From "Survivor" to "The Amazing Race," from "The Apprentice" to "Runway," the ugly truth is that, far from being a competition in which the best contestant wins, Reality TV shows are rife with infighting, political cliques, backbiting, betrayal, and exclusion. Alliances are formed, individuals are targeted for expulsion, and participants often lie about each other in order to put themselves in a better light than their competitors. In a recent episode of "The Apprentice," one team discovered that the competing team had arranged to purchase every available megaphone from a store chain for an upcoming promotion. The team that made the discovery beat their competitors to the store carrying the equipment, misrepresented themselves to the store clerk, and made off with the other team's megaphones. Donald Trump's response? "Good for them!" All of which says what about American culture? Have we entered an era of social Darwinism in which "the survival of the fittest" rules? Is Reality TV redefining the values of the American people, or are they only reflecting a shift that had already taken place? Consider this: Over a million additional Americans fell below the poverty level in the year 2004. Over forty million Americans are without health insurance coverage. Huge spikes in oil and natural gas prices, even before Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, threatened the financial survival of the working poor as they faced a harsh winter and impossibly high heating fuel bills. And all the while, Congress and the Bush administration promoted tax cuts for the wealthy, okayed windfall profits and subsidies for the oil companies, and discussed cutting fuel assistance programs. Survival of the fittest. Now think about Katrina, and the woefully inadequate governmental response, and the circling of land speculators around the ruined neighborhoods of New Orleans only days after the hurricane. Substitute food and water for those purloined megaphones, and adequate health care, and decent affordable housing, and ask yourselves: Is the view of life expressed many times a week on these Reality TV shows what we truly want for this country? Do we want our government and private citizens to react to a disaster like Katrina by fighting for necessities, cutting the weak out of the loop when it comes to essential services, and turning our backs on the most vulnerable among us in favor of the strong, the healthy, the well-connected, and the rich? Because those are the values we're worshipping constantly in our support of the ubiquitous Reality TV programming. We need to take a good look at Reality TV and the morally bankrupt values it is promoting, and ask ourselves this: What do we as citizens want our relationship to be with each other? What do we want our government, which acts as our surrogate, to do to help the poorest and the weakest among us? Are we really committed to the "survival of the fittest" view as expressed by Reality TV, corporate interests, and current government officials, or do we want to create a community which provides a safety net for the vulnerable and help for each other in the event of unexpected misfortune? Fans may enjoy all the high drama of their favorite reality TV shows, and may laugh at any comparison to our larger social structure. But the grim fact is, Reality TV eerily reflects the cynicism and self-interest that permeates American society today, and the implications of that, should another widespread disaster strike, are not pretty.
About The Author
Aldene Fredenburg is a freelance writer living in southwestern New Hampshire and frequently contributes to Tips and Topics. She has published numerous articles in local and regional publications on a wide range of topics, including business, education, the arts, and local events. Her feature articles include an interview with independent documentary filmmaker Ken Burns and a feature on prisoners at the New Hampshire State Prison in Concord. She may be reached at amfredenburg@yahoo.com.